wow apartment you have really let yourself go
- Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
My vagina is in a committed relationship
i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody holding my hand
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you
If you can’t handle me at my Amanda Bynes then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
To rush into peoples lives I like..